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Randy, Marble Falls, TX
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Kicked out of high school for 'public lewdness' after reporting rape
Mon Dec 23, 2013
Barlow-1919963: Bar-low, as in set the bar LOW, as in "I ain't got no brains, so I gotta ree-sort to in-sulting people, onnacounta I cain't put my thoughts tuhgether none too good when it comes to my bigoted, mysogynistic way of thinkin'!" Yeah, barlow, I'll bet your mother is very proud of your asi …
'For everybody but us': Many same-sex couples left out of historic court rulings
Thu Jun 27, 2013
C'mon! Get down off of your lubed up, trojan covered dildo and see that no matter how hard you try, you'll NEVER be equal! This is NOT an equality issue. This is an "IN YOUR FACE" attitude and lifestyle that the gays want the rest of us to accept as normal. Sorry, boys and girls, it's not normal, no …
Paula Deen a no-show on TODAY
Fri Jun 21, 2013
Of course, it's NOT hypocrisy, when Black people call us "Crackers" or "Honkies", or when we White people suffer reverse discrimination, due to a Black woman with a hyphenated name, who has to show everyone what a MAN she is... Really, this article shows what a slow day it is for t …
Michele Bachmann: I'm quitting my House seat in 2014
Wed May 29, 2013
Good going cowboy17, you must have really enjoyed that movie, Brokeback Mountain, as you sat in back, alone in the dark, playing with your tally wacker...
Scouts await decision on gay membership
Wed May 22, 2013
FACT: The gays are MUCH more militant, at their own gatherings, than non-gays are! We NON-gays, straights, (the ones YOU call homophobic?...) have MANY issues to discuss at our gatherings, but you have have ONE: being gay, coming out and saying I'm gay, proud to be gay, blah de blah, ad nauseum...An …
North Korea fires three short-range missiles off east coast
Sat May 18, 2013
leroy brown is the biggest p***y in the world!
Texas woman charged with offering 3-year-old son for adoption on Craigslist
Wed May 15, 2013
Paramed, GOOD LUCK finding the father!
Mark Sanford: 'I'll have plenty of friends in Washington'
Wed May 8, 2013
Why not? YOU elected a socialist with a communist wife...
NJ Gov. Chris Christie reveals he underwent weight-loss surgery
Tue May 7, 2013
I find it interesting that nobody has commented on how heavy Janelle's mouth is! Obviously Janelle has NO control over her flapping gums, but plenty of other people do(mainly those with brains)!
Sanford challenges questions with spontaneous poll of women
Sun May 5, 2013
What is REALLY SO FUNNY about all this...is THIS...not ONE single Liberal Politician, caught with HIS pants down, has ever had the Ba**s to go ask women if they would still vote for him! No sir! After hearing his own recorded voice, saying, "Go Baby!", your beloved Clinton did the best he could to h …
Questions & Answers
SC mom busted at kid's graduation: 'I cheered for my baby and I got the cuffs'
joebl0750, you have the same right to cheer as everyone else, but don't trample on MY RIGHTS to let EVERYONE know I am proud of my daughter's accomplishment! This is her moment in the sun, and her mother was justifiably PROUD! You, on the other hand, do not seem to want people to know if you are pro …
How absurd can you be? A courtroom is NOT a place of PUBLIC CELEBRATION, but a Graduation IS! What a loser...
C'mon, Big Baldy, that was NOT a crowded theatre and she did NOT yell fire! Everyone KNEW she was cheering for her daughter. There was some racism in pointing the finger at her and arresting her. It's ok to admit that much...even though I'm a white guy...
The BLACK THING, must be your brains, rotting in an overheated skull... One Lone White Guy...
There you go...GOOD IDEA!
WOW...do I sense some Con-de-scen-sion here? Please go back, pick up all your loose marbles and insert them back into the void known as your brain...
burt stoval must be a member of the KKK, that great bastion of stinking thinking and hardening of the attitudes. He proves once again, that you can send 'em to school and tell 'em to love their neighbor, but redneck ignorance will prevail when you are a lowlife that crawled out from under the rock c …
Your surname certainly fits your personality...
Randy, Marble Falls, TX
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